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TG: so remember that girl dave
TG: what if she came back
TG: would you guys have questions for her
TG: you should leave some now
TG: and i will tell her to get her lazy ass on here and answer you all
TG: we cool?
TG: so remember that girl dave
TG: what if she came back
TG: would you guys have questions for her
TG: you should leave some now
TG: and i will tell her to get her lazy ass on here and answer you all
TG: we cool?
GG: Jake sent us a super cute little thing the other day!
GG: Here, check it out!
GG: He hasn’t been around much, and we miss him.
GG: But it’s alright, we understand that stuff happens.
GG: And in return, we made him this!
GG: Well mostly…
I think I’m gonna do some answering tonight, but if I did would you guys ask more for my fem!dave or my Jane? If you wanna talk to Dave I’ll go hack up my friends ask blog again. Lemme know, send me asks, do stuff~
Also I love you.
hey im not dead yet
but im kinda crazy
and i’ve been drinking
even had a baby
Janey sang me a song today <3
Oh muse, you work in mysterious ways.
hey im not dead yet
but im kinda crazy
and i’ve been drinking
even had a baby
Janey sang me a song today <3
TG: hey i think im done for tonight
TG: gotta get up and make stupid alpha timeline dave pancakes in like 5 fucking hours.
TG: fuck
TG: I’ll come back tomorrow, so leave me some questions here or on janes blog
TG: preface that shit with like “Hey fem!dave or give me some cutesy name like Diva or Dove or some shit
TG: So I know you’re talking at me and not my bro or jane
TG: later losers
TG: its been real
TG: oh a pop tart
TG: thats a new one
TG: dude what flavor pop tart
TG: would it be possible to indulge in your sugary goodness
TG: do you wanna get all up in my mouth
TG: because I can take you there
TG: yo
TG: if by D&D party
TG: you mean D and D party
TG: then yeah
TG: me and my d’s are getting kinda crazy
TG: Bro Dave fell asleep, so the lights are kinda out
TG: told him id get up early and make him fucking pancakes
TG: because I’m the best fucking alter-ego gender flipped whatever-the-fuck you wanna call it
TG: so sorry about the shit-tastic lighting
TG: yo eridan
TG: i dont think you get this
TG: but no one wants to be in any kind of anything with you
TG: EVER
TG: not pale not flushed not ashen not black not anything
TG: dont mind alpha me and that creeper in the background
TG: i stopped trying to fight off the bitches
TG: yo why do people put up with man-dave
TG: hes a butt
TG: yo you’re the butt you uploaded the wrong video
TG: fuckass
TG: shuddup
